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SUMMARY:Daliso Chaponda: Feed This Black Man Again
DESCRIPTION:Daliso did his first show Feed This Black Man 20 years ago. The jokes were mediocre\, there was a rap about poverty in the middle (which was as offensive as you might imagine) and the big finale involved a sandwich on stage. \n20 years later\, Daliso has done the Royal Variety Performance\, written and performed four series of Citizen of Nowhere on BBC Radio 4\, been a Britain’s Got Talent finalist\, toured nationwide and abroad… all sorts of things the 22-year-old Chaponda would never have imagined possible. \nSo\, Feed This Black Man Again is a do-over\, as the now widely-loved comic revisits the themes of that ancient debut show with the considerably enhanced comic talents that two decades’ experience brings you. Along the way he’ll examine the huge differences between the way you think life will be at twenty\, and the reality. Probably no sandwich at the end this time. \n‘Gets laughs out of topics other comedians shun’ The Guardian \n‘Brilliantly bold\, thoroughly engaging and provocative’ Wee Review \nTickets: £17.50\nSuitable for age 14+ \nDuration: 1 hour 40 minutes including interval \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/daliso-chaponda-feed-this-black-man-again/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Living Spit: Adolf & Winston
DESCRIPTION:Two Actors. Two World Leaders. One Black Dog \nWinston Churchill looks in the mirror\, realises that only he can steer our great nation through its darkest hour and steels himself for the hard road ahead. \nBristol\, 2023. \nCraig Edwards looks in the mirror\, realises that\, despite his advancing years\, he stills looks good in a pair of union jack speedos and steels himself to take on the role of a lifetime. \nClevedon\, 2023. \nStu Mcloughlin looks in the mirror and realises that he’ll have to grow a little moustache. \nCharacteristically unafraid to tackle colossal\, morally questionable subjects in an essentially inconsequential way\, Craig & Stu are back walking the tightrope of taste and decency with another slice of poorly-researched history. But will either of them escape from this war alive?… \nRiotous\, rebellious and ridiculously rib-tickling by turns\, Living Spit’s Adolf and Winston leaves other two-man comedic\, musical retellings of the history of the second war in the shade\, and poses the question: “who thought this was a good idea\, again?” \n“What a glorious show it is …” \nStage Talk Magazine \n“A terrific production\, gloriously silly and worth watching \nBristol Post \nTickets: Standard £14.50 \nAge restriction: Strictly 16+ very strong language \nDuration: 1 hour 15 mins \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/living-spit-adolf-winston/
LOCATION:Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, The Neeld\, High Street\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3ER\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20240708
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Comedy Festival 2024
DESCRIPTION:Comedy fans in the area are in for a real treat this summer as the Chippenham Comedy Festival returns from 5th-7th July. The event is hosted by The Chippenham Comedy Club\, which has been bringing laughter to the town for over two decades thanks to\, award-winning comedian\, Wil Hodgson. The festival promises a hilarious lineup of top comedic talent from across the UK. \n\n\nThe comedy festival kicks off on Friday 5th July at 7pm with Eddie French’s “Poser” – a standup show exploring punk rock\, gender\, nerds and more. Followed at 8:30pm by Stephanie Laing with “Rudder” – a unique blend of standup\, dance\, and cartoon bears tackling bodies\, sex\, liking yourself\, consent\, and healing. Closing out Friday night at 10pm is Stephen Carlin with “Frenemies” where the longtime lone wolf finally embraces society after being a “fully paid up member of the awkward squad”  \nSaturday’s riotous lineup begins at 1:15pm with Bristol favourite\, Burt Williamson’s “Riding Bareback Through Your Mind.” Then at 2:30pm it’s Phil Ellis\, as seen and heard on BBC Radio 4\, BBC2\, Comedy Central and Sky\, before Caitriona Dowden brings her debut solo hour “Holier Than Thou” complete with graphs\, Catholic guilt\, and floating nuns at 3:45pm. Nate Kitch ponders tomorrow’s uncertainties at 5pm followed by Katie Mitchell’s “Wretched” – silly goth standup at its best at 7:15pm. Science fans are in for a treat at 8:30pm with Robin Ince\, the co-host of the legendary “Infinite Monkey Cage” with Brian Cox. Capping off Saturday is the popular “The Real Cheesemakers” band with support from Tom Veck at 10pm. \nSunday starts off at 12:30pm with the dynamic duo of Robin & Wil bringing “Something for the Weekend” – a show filled with random chats and funny observations. Then at 2pm\, David Hoare takes the stage with “1000% Musical Comedy” – a bumper show brimming with silliness and joyfully rude songs. Award winning viral sensation Sooz Kempner follows at 3:30pm with “Class of 2000” before Dani Johns gets viewers laughing off life’s cringeworthy moments with her appropriately titled “Cringe” at 5pm. Where does juggling motherhood\, teenagers\, menopause and worrying about being boring leave you? Find out at 6:30pm with Louise Leigh’s “Distracted.” Closing out the festival at 8pm is the incredible Mitch Benn\, a regular on shows like BBC Radio 4’s The Now Show and one of the UK’s best comedy song writers and performers.   \nThe festival organisers recommend grabbing weekend or day passes to get the full experience at a discounted rate… find out more and book tickets via The Chippenham Comedy Club website. 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-comedy-festival-2024/
LOCATION:The Old Road Tavern\, SN15 1JA
CATEGORIES:Adults,Comedy,Festival,Performance,Performing Arts
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SUMMARY:Mark Watson: Search
DESCRIPTION:Mark Watson’s 12-year-old son has just got a phone. His 70-year-old dad has been through the most frightening experience of his life. Both a dad and a kid himself\, around the midpoint of his life\, the Taskmaster star and multiple award-winner – now also famous as one-third of YouTube cult sensation No More Jockeys – returns. \nHe’ll consider the search for meaning that we’re all on\, with or without Google. There’ll be a lot of jokes\, and a show that’s different every night.\n★★★★★ ‘A genius-level comic doing what he does best… it’s magical to watch and just so funny’ Time Out Melbourne \nAge: 14+
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/mark-watson-search/
LOCATION:Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, The Neeld\, High Street\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3ER\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20241129
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Christmas Island & Festive Fringe
DESCRIPTION:For the fourth year running\, come and experience the banks of the River Avon spectacularly lit up\, bringing some wonderful Christmas cheer into the heart of Chippenham. Situated within it’s usual spot of The Island in Monkton Park\, the event will once more feature a full roster of live\, festive entertainment. \nThe trail will be open Thursday 28th November – Sunday 1st December (inclusive). \nWith family friendly activities\, workshops and performances throughout the afternoon\, leading on to more adult based evening entertainment. Showcasing live Music and Comedy from some excellent musicians and comedians\, to Film Screenings\, Festive Workshops\, Artisan Market stall traders and even a live Brass Band playing Christmas Carols by Candlelight! \nThe event is funded by Chippenham Town Council in collaboration with Melt Productions and is a completely free experience for the local community and surrounding areas to enjoy. \nAll seating will be allocated on a first come\, first serve basis\, so please ensure you arrive nice and early if you are keen to watch any of the live shows and entertainment. \nThis years’ focal point will once again be the beautiful wooden Roundhouse\, a cosy\, heated wooden structure serving up delicious hot and cold drinks and tasty food from local vendors. A perfect spot to enjoy the entertainment as well as some much needed ‘Hygee’. \nView the full programme on the Chippenham Town Council website here. \nA huge thank you to our generous sponsors who have kindly sponsored the event now for several years:-\nHale Veterinary Clinic\, Scott Windle – the local property guy\, Nightingale Emergency Vets\, Propercorn and Wiltshire Print Group. \n 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-christmas-island-festive-fringe-4/
LOCATION:Island Park\, Chippenham
CATEGORIES:Adults,Children,Christmas,Comedy,Community,Family,Family Friendly,Food and Drink,Music,Outdoor,Performance
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20241130
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Christmas Island & Festive Fringe
DESCRIPTION:For the fourth year running\, come and experience the banks of the River Avon spectacularly lit up\, bringing some wonderful Christmas cheer into the heart of Chippenham. Situated within it’s usual spot of The Island in Monkton Park\, the event will once more feature a full roster of live\, festive entertainment. \nThe trail will be open Thursday 28th November – Sunday 1st December (inclusive). \nWith family friendly activities\, workshops and performances throughout the afternoon\, leading on to more adult based evening entertainment. Showcasing live Music and Comedy from some excellent musicians and comedians\, to Film Screenings\, Festive Workshops\, Artisan Market stall traders and even a live Brass Band playing Christmas Carols by Candlelight! \nThe event is funded by Chippenham Town Council in collaboration with Melt Productions and is a completely free experience for the local community and surrounding areas to enjoy. \nAll seating will be allocated on a first come\, first serve basis\, so please ensure you arrive nice and early if you are keen to watch any of the live shows and entertainment. \nThis years’ focal point will once again be the beautiful wooden Roundhouse\, a cosy\, heated wooden structure serving up delicious hot and cold drinks and tasty food from local vendors. A perfect spot to enjoy the entertainment as well as some much needed ‘Hygee’. \nView the full programme on the Chippenham Town Council website here. \nA huge thank you to our generous sponsors who have kindly sponsored the event now for several years:-\nHale Veterinary Clinic\, Scott Windle – the local property guy\, Nightingale Emergency Vets\, Propercorn and Wiltshire Print Group. \n  \n  \n  \n  \n 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-christmas-island-festive-fringe-3/
CATEGORIES:Adults,Children,Christmas,Comedy,Community,Family,Family Friendly,Food and Drink,Music,Outdoor,Performance
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20241201
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Christmas Island & Festive Fringe
DESCRIPTION:For the fourth year running\, come and experience the banks of the River Avon spectacularly lit up\, bringing some wonderful Christmas cheer into the heart of Chippenham. Situated within it’s usual spot of The Island in Monkton Park\, the event will once more feature a full roster of live\, festive entertainment. \nThe trail will be open Thursday 28th November – Sunday 1st December (inclusive). \nWith family friendly activities\, workshops and performances throughout the afternoon\, leading on to more adult based evening entertainment. Showcasing live Music and Comedy from some excellent musicians and comedians\, to Film Screenings\, Festive Workshops\, Artisan Market stall traders and even a live Brass Band playing Christmas Carols by Candlelight! \nThe event is funded by Chippenham Town Council in collaboration with Melt Productions and is a completely free experience for the local community and surrounding areas to enjoy. \nAll seating will be allocated on a first come\, first serve basis\, so please ensure you arrive nice and early if you are keen to watch any of the live shows and entertainment. \nThis years’ focal point will once again be the beautiful wooden Roundhouse\, a cosy\, heated wooden structure serving up delicious hot and cold drinks and tasty food from local vendors. A perfect spot to enjoy the entertainment as well as some much needed ‘Hygee’. \nView the full programme on the Chippenham Town Council website here. \nA huge thank you to our generous sponsors who have kindly sponsored the event now for several years:-\nHale Veterinary Clinic\, Scott Windle – the local property guy\, Nightingale Emergency Vets\, Propercorn and Wiltshire Print Group. \n 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-christmas-island-festive-fringe-2/
LOCATION:Island Park\, Chippenham
CATEGORIES:Adults,Christmas,Comedy,Community,Family,Family Friendly,Film,Food and Drink,Live band,Music,Outdoor,Performance,Teens,Tweens,Young adults
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DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20241202
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Christmas Island & Festive Fringe
DESCRIPTION:For the fourth year running\, come and experience the banks of the River Avon spectacularly lit up\, bringing some wonderful Christmas cheer into the heart of Chippenham. Situated within its usual spot of The Island in Monkton Park\, the event will once more feature a full roster of live\, festive entertainment. \nThe trail will be open Thursday 28th November – Sunday 1st December (inclusive). \nWith family friendly activities\, workshops and performances throughout the afternoon\, leading on to more adult based evening entertainment. Showcasing live Music and Comedy from some excellent musicians and comedians\, to Film Screenings\, Festive Workshops\, Artisan Market stall traders and even a live Brass Band playing Christmas Carols by Candlelight! \nThe event is funded by Chippenham Town Council in collaboration with Melt Productions and is a completely free experience for the local community and surrounding areas to enjoy. \nAll seating will be allocated on a first come\, first serve basis\, so please ensure you arrive nice and early if you are keen to watch any of the live shows and entertainment. \nThis years’ focal point will once again be the beautiful wooden Roundhouse\, a cosy\, heated wooden structure serving up delicious hot and cold drinks and tasty food from local vendors. A perfect spot to enjoy the entertainment as well as some much needed ‘Hygee’. \nView the full programme on the Chippenham Town Council website here. \nA huge thank you to our generous sponsors who have kindly sponsored the event now for several years:-\nHale Veterinary Clinic\, Scott Windle – the local property guy\, Nightingale Emergency Vets\, Propercorn and Wiltshire Print Group \n 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-christmas-island-festive-fringe/
LOCATION:Island Park\, Chippenham
CATEGORIES:Children,Christmas,Comedy,Community,Family,Family Friendly,Film,Food and Drink,Music,Outdoor,Performance,Trail
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DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250130T230000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Suzy Bennett at Chippenham Comedy Club
DESCRIPTION:A longstanding favourite of Chippenham Comedy Club audiences\, it’s really great to have Suzy back with us. An incredibly funny and super-likeable comedian\, always an absolute delight to watch and guaranteed to end your January on a high! \nSuzy Bennett\, a proud Devonian and former Butlins Redcoat\, is a dynamic and captivating comedian known for her warm\, chatty stage presence and distinctive Janner accent. After “accidentally” winning the prestigious Funny Women Award on her sixth gig\, Suzy has become one of the most sought-after comedians on the UK circuit. \n“Very very funny.” – Davina McCall\n“A Charm Bomb!” – Russell Kane\n“The funniest female stand-up I have ever seen.” – Josie Lawrence\n“The physical presence and panache of a young Dawn French.” – Chortle \nAs always\, the show starts at 8pm in the barn at the Old Road Tavern. Seating is limited and on a first come\, first served basis with standing room at the back. If you need to reserve a seat for mobility reasons etc.\, please contact us so we can arrange this for you chippenhamcomedy@gmail.com
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/suzy-bennett-at-chippenham-comedy-club/
LOCATION:Old Road Tavern
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Performance
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DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250409T153000
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SUMMARY:Rag & Bone Arts CIC Stand-up Comedy Workshop with Angie Belcher
DESCRIPTION:Come along and work with: Angie Belcher – comedian and comedy coach \nRun by an award-winning stand-up\, writer and actor\, this workshop focuses on performance confidence\, working with nerves and writing material about your story. You will learn how to use your voice\, body and breathe on stage to bring your funny ideas to life. \nGroup 2 (14-18 or improvers) 11.30am – 1pm\nPizza 1 – 1.30pm\nGroup 1 : (11-13’s or beginners) 1.30pm – 3pm\nYouth Cafe 3 – 4.30pm (Feel free to perform if you wish) \nAngie Belcher is a comedy pioneer\, whose career has evolved from stand up\, acting and performing to award-winning work as a coach and trainer\, teaching comedy to CEO’s and staff at major organisations and delivering ground-breaking workshops through the NHS. She is course leader for stand -up comedy on Circomedia’s BA course in Contemporary Performing Arts\, Writer in Residence for First Story and lectures in comedy at several universities.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/rag-bone-arts-cic-stand-up-comedy-workshop-with-angie-belcher/
LOCATION:Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, The Neeld\, High Street\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3ER\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Workshop
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250411T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250411T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Sleeping Beauty – Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:Ultimate Adult Panto is back – and this year it’s the turn of Sleeping Beauty to get the Grown-Ups Only treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin and Jack & the Beanstalk – now they’re back with a brand-new show for 2025! \nSelling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter nationwide! \nBut what exactly is a Grown-Ups Only panto? Well\, if you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience… then you’re halfway there! Absolutely anything could happen… and it probably will! \nIt’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty… okay\, VERY naughty! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers\, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines\, this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as the Grown-Ups Only Panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £21 \nAge 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/sleeping-beauty-grown-ups-only/2025-04-11/
LOCATION:Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, The Neeld\, High Street\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3ER\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250412T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250412T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Sleeping Beauty – Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:Ultimate Adult Panto is back – and this year it’s the turn of Sleeping Beauty to get the Grown-Ups Only treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin and Jack & the Beanstalk – now they’re back with a brand-new show for 2025! \nSelling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter nationwide! \nBut what exactly is a Grown-Ups Only panto? Well\, if you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience… then you’re halfway there! Absolutely anything could happen… and it probably will! \nIt’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty… okay\, VERY naughty! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers\, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines\, this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as the Grown-Ups Only Panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £21 \nAge 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/sleeping-beauty-grown-ups-only/2025-04-12/
LOCATION:Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, The Neeld\, High Street\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3ER\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250413T200000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250413T214500
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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SUMMARY:Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
DESCRIPTION:Having reassessed her life through the prism of an ADHD diagnosis in last year’s funny and moving memoir\, one of Britain’s most beloved and most scatterbrained stand-ups lets you back into her mind (warning: it’s cluttered in there). \nAmong other things\, this show will be a love-letter to letter-writing\, a trip back through her early years as a comic and woman-about-town\, and a whirlwind tour of a chaotic\, hilarious brain. \n“She has plenty to say\, and says it with pointedness and potency” Guardian \n“Has the crowd in the palm of her hand’ The List \n“Makes live comedy thrilling” Evening Standard \n“I laughed all the way through and left inspired” Funny Women \nTickets: £19.50 \nAge: 14+ \nDuration: 1 hour 40 minutes\, including interval \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/shaparak-khorsandi-scatterbrain/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250509T221000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250108T115541Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250213T130613Z
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SUMMARY:Live Comedy at the Neeld
DESCRIPTION:Live Comedy at the Neeld is a stand-up comedy show with three comedians from television to entertain the wonderful people of Chippenham.  So\, who’s on? \nIszi Lawrence: “Equal measures silly and provocative…  a deeply affable and engaging stage presence.” – Broadway Baby \nOver the last 20 years\, Iszi Lawrence has performed on stages all over the world. But she’s also hosted television shows on National Geographic\, Apple TV\, Netflix and Sky History. She can talk to you about pirates\, female spies and World War Two. But she can also make you laugh. \nIszi Lawrence – YouTube \nJulian Deane:  “Deliciously twisted. A stream of seriously good gags. Quick\, sharply written and endlessly repeatable lines.” – The Guardian \nWidely celebrated for his ingenious punchlines\, Julian Deane is an award-winning British stand-up comedian and writer. Within a few years of starting stand-up comedy\, he was named Best New Comedian by the Comedy Café in London and won the ITV Stand Up Hero and the Laughing Horse New Act of the Year competitions. \nJulian has appeared on The Russell Howard Hour (Sky One) and supported Paul Chowdhry on a world tour\, which included Wembley Arena. He is also an in-demand writer\, with his credits including Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC Two)\, Mock the Week (BBC Two)\, Unspun with Matt Forde (Dave) and Morgan Spurlock’s New Britannia (Sky Atlantic). \nJulian Deane – YouTube \nPatrick Monahan: “Patrick Monahan is thought-provoking and hilarious.” – The Mirror \nYou’ve seen him on Splash\, Celebrity Squares\, Let’s Dance for Comic Relief and other top telly\, but it’s live onstage where Patrick truly shines. Expect plenty of playful audience interaction from the lovable Irish / Iranian Teessider. \nPatrick Monahan – YouTube \nTickets: £20 \nAge: 15+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/live-comedy-at-the-neeld/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250627T200000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250627T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250623T100406Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250623T100406Z
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Live
DESCRIPTION:A brand new live stand-up comedy night seated in an event marquee in Monkton Park for one night only on Friday 27th June 2025 from 8pm – 10pm. \n\nFour comedians including an MC\nOver 18’s only\nBar with real ale and cider\nAdults tickets £12 each\nConcession and CAMRA member tickets £10 each\nLimited tickets available due to marquee seating capacity.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-live/
LOCATION:Monkton Park\, Chippenham
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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ORGANIZER;CN="Zoom Events":MAILTO:marketing@zoomevents.co.uk
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250821T100000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250821T150000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250715T091431Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250715T091431Z
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SUMMARY:Comedy writing (and performing?) - (14-18's) with Angie Belcher
DESCRIPTION:Come along and work with: Angie Belcher – comedian and comedy writer \nCome and learn the secrets to making people laugh. Discover your comedy style and how to use it in a fun and friendly workshop. In this session you will learn how to structure your own comedy scene and find your own natural comedy style to prepare you for writing your comedy scenes. If you’re happy to – you can then try and perform some of it in front of a very friendly audience – the group! \nSession 1: 10 – 12pm\nPizza (provided) from 12 – 1pm\nSession 2: 1-3pm \nAngie is an award winning facilitator\, coach and stand-up comedian who combines her love of creativity and personal development to help to inspire people to achieve their true potential. As a facilitator Angie trains\, supports and encourages people to feel comfortable in being confident\, passionate and authentic.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/comedy-writing-and-performing-14-18s-with-angie-belcher/
LOCATION:Central Methodist Church\, Monkton Hill\, Chippenham\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 1EP\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Workshop
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251009T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251009T210000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250915T091456Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250915T091456Z
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SUMMARY:Improv Slams
DESCRIPTION:Second Thursday of the month \nFor those who have done some improvisation before or think it looks easy and want to join in the fun – our NEW improv slams are open to all over 18 who want to do short form improvisation games – possibly in front of an audience! \n7.30 – 9pm – £12 drop in (£8 for 18-25’s) \nQuestions only\, 3/5/7\, stand up\, sit down\, lie down\, puppets\, questions only\, statements only\, emotional rollercoaster and many many more. It’s fast\, fun and sometimes full of innuendo. \nHeld at a NEW VENUE – the lovely Old Road Tavern Barn on the side of the Old Road pub (back of the train station) \nOctober 9th\, November 13th\, December 11th 2025. \nSee you there!
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/improv-slams/2025-10-09/
LOCATION:The Old Road Tavern Barn\, SN15 1JA
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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ORGANIZER;CN="Rag and Bone Arts CIC":MAILTO:ragandbonearts@gmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251113T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251113T210000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250915T091458Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250915T091458Z
UID:47736-1763062200-1763067600@onechippenham.org.uk
SUMMARY:Improv Slams
DESCRIPTION:Second Thursday of the month \nFor those who have done some improvisation before or think it looks easy and want to join in the fun – our NEW improv slams are open to all over 18 who want to do short form improvisation games – possibly in front of an audience! \n7.30 – 9pm – £12 drop in (£8 for 18-25’s) \nQuestions only\, 3/5/7\, stand up\, sit down\, lie down\, puppets\, questions only\, statements only\, emotional rollercoaster and many many more. It’s fast\, fun and sometimes full of innuendo. \nHeld at a NEW VENUE – the lovely Old Road Tavern Barn on the side of the Old Road pub (back of the train station) \nOctober 9th\, November 13th\, December 11th 2025. \nSee you there!
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/improv-slams/2025-11-13/
LOCATION:The Old Road Tavern Barn\, SN15 1JA
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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ORGANIZER;CN="Rag and Bone Arts CIC":MAILTO:ragandbonearts@gmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251205T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251205T213000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250618T110428Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250618T110428Z
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SUMMARY:Alfie Moore: Acopalypse Now
DESCRIPTION:The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime\, Global Warming\, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order\, fake news and the price of baked beans.\nHe’s encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism\, and more than a dash of laughter\, can defuse even the most menacing showdown. \nJoin Alfie as he saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter\, but this show certainly is. \n‘Offbeat\, revealing and very funny’ – You Magazine \n‘Brilliantly funny… genuinely hilarious’ – David Mitchell \n‘His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light’ – The Times \nTickets: £20.50 \nDuration: 1 hour 50 minutes\, including 20 minute interval \nAge: 14+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/alfie-moore-acopalypse-now/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251211T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251211T210000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250915T091500Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250915T091500Z
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SUMMARY:Improv Slams
DESCRIPTION:Second Thursday of the month \nFor those who have done some improvisation before or think it looks easy and want to join in the fun – our NEW improv slams are open to all over 18 who want to do short form improvisation games – possibly in front of an audience! \n7.30 – 9pm – £12 drop in (£8 for 18-25’s) \nQuestions only\, 3/5/7\, stand up\, sit down\, lie down\, puppets\, questions only\, statements only\, emotional rollercoaster and many many more. It’s fast\, fun and sometimes full of innuendo. \nHeld at a NEW VENUE – the lovely Old Road Tavern Barn on the side of the Old Road pub (back of the train station) \nOctober 9th\, November 13th\, December 11th 2025. \nSee you there!
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/improv-slams/2025-12-11/
LOCATION:The Old Road Tavern Barn\, SN15 1JA
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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ORGANIZER;CN="Rag and Bone Arts CIC":MAILTO:ragandbonearts@gmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251212T190000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251212T203000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20251122T093602Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251122T093947Z
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SUMMARY:Elvis in Blue Hawaii - a musical comedy (ages 8-108)
DESCRIPTION:“An unqualified success\, absolutely brilliant night” Backyard Theatre\, Watchet\, Somerset \nA musical comedy which will leave you all shook up. So dig out your best Hawaiian shirt and escape to Paradise! \nAward-winning Elvis impersonator Ian Pollock (Best Sideburns: GlosVegas 2014) stars in his version of the classic Elvis film ‘Blue Hawaii’. \nHis long-time tour manager\, Josephine Cunningham\, is there to keep the show on the road… next stop: Vegas!\nThis hilarious musical comedy will have you in stitches and keep you laughing long into the night. Created by this brilliant duo\, based in nearby Stroud\, come along and allow yourselves to be well and truly entertained. \n“Thank you for our amazing night. We are very happy indeed. Audience comments were fantastic\, best show ever!” Teresa Ashmole\, Port Enyon Village Hall \n“I was the photographer at tonight’s fringe performance. Compelled to write a quick email just to say my face still hurts from smiling so hard and laughing so much. You are brilliant and the show is amazing. That was a wonderful end to a busy weekend!” Nick Spratling\, Chippenham Fringe \nRunning Time 1 hr 30 mins (with interval) \nTicket price incl. booking fee: £10.50 – £15.50 \nBook now here. \n 
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/elvis-in-blue-hawaii-a-musical-comedy-ages-8-108/
LOCATION:The Cause Music and Arts Centre\, 42 The Causeway\, Chippenham\, Wiltshire\, SN15 3DD\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260313T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260313T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20250616T111304Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20250616T111304Z
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SUMMARY:Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
DESCRIPTION:20 years in stand-up for the ‘Taskmaster’ cheeky texts icon\, multi-award-winner\, YouTube cult figure\, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide\, Melbourne\, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. \nA recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public\, the current state of the UK sausage industry\, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show. \n★★★★★ ‘A genius-level comic doing what he does best’ Time Out Melbourne \n★★★★★ ‘Quite unlike anything else I’ve seen in almost 20 years of covering the Fringe… witty\, warm\, perfectly judged’ Telegraph \n★★★★ ½ ‘An hour or two of our limited span on Earth in his uplifting\, witty company is time excellently spent’ Chortle \n★★★★ ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ The Times \n★★★★ ‘This is a stand-up operating at the very top of his game’ Independent \nTickets: £24.25\nAge Restrictions: 14+\nDuration: 110 minutes including 20 minute interval\nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements.\nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall.\nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/mark-watson-before-it-overtakes-us/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Adults,Comedy,Young adults
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260410T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260410T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20251111T115445Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251111T115445Z
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only-3/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260411T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260411T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20251105T131827Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20251105T131827Z
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260411T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260411T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
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LAST-MODIFIED:20251111T115408Z
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only-2/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260626T200000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260626T220000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20260325T141611Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260325T141611Z
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Laughter Lab
DESCRIPTION:The Laughter Lab presents… \nWe’re thrilled to announce the launch of a brand new comedy night in the heart of Chippenham. The Laughter Lab is bringing its hugely popular comedy club experience to the Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, and we’re kicking things off in style with a fantastic opening show on Friday 26th June 2026. \nHeadlining the very first Chippenham Comedy Club is the brilliant Simon Evans. A master of sharp\, intelligent stand-up\, Simon is one of the UK’s most respected comedians\, known for his appearances on Live at the Apollo\, Mock the Week\, and as a regular voice on BBC Radio 4. With his razor-sharp wit and perfectly crafted punchlines\, he’s the perfect act to launch what promises to be an unforgettable new comedy night for the town. \nHosting the evening will be the hugely likeable Justin Panks\, guiding the audience through the night and keeping the laughs rolling between acts. The line-up will also feature a top supporting comedian\, completing a brilliant bill of live stand-up. \nChippenham Comedy Club is a mixed-bill comedy night\, which means you’ll experience several professional comedians performing shorter sets across the evening rather than one long show. Expect a lively night packed with big laughs\, different styles of comedy\, and the electric atmosphere that only live stand-up can deliver. Our MC warms up the room\, introduces each act\, and keeps the energy high throughout the night\, building towards a headline set from one of the UK’s top touring comedians. \nThis launch show is the beginning of something special\, a brand new comedy club bringing some of the very best comedians in the country to Chippenham. \nLine-up subject to change. \nTickets: £22.50 \nAge Restrictions: 18+ (16+ if accompanied by an adult) \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed. \nThere are some amazing local spots to dine at before the performance\, so why not treat yourself to a delicious pre-show meal? The Angel Hotel is offering 20% off food only* for guests attending shows at The Neeld. Simply present your ticket for that day’s performance to the staff at The Angel and they will apply the 20% discount*. \n*Offer applies to the main restaurant menu\, excluding drinks.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-laughter-lab/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261210T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261210T213000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20260316T112638Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T112638Z
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SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-10/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T143000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T163000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20260316T112638Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T112638Z
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SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-11/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20261211T213000
DTSTAMP:20260503T175533
CREATED:20260316T112639Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20260316T112639Z
UID:58574-1797017400-1797024600@onechippenham.org.uk
SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-11/2/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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