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SUMMARY:Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
DESCRIPTION:20 years in stand-up for the ‘Taskmaster’ cheeky texts icon\, multi-award-winner\, YouTube cult figure\, Radio 4 favourite and recently ‘Baby Reindeer’ actor: Watson returns after seasons at the Adelaide\, Melbourne\, Sydney and Edinburgh comedy festivals. \nA recent encounter with a stranger caused Mark to spend some time pondering the uncertain future facing humanity. He explores this – along with equally pressing matters like the worst word he has ever said in public\, the current state of the UK sausage industry\, and much more – in a typically frantic and fun-packed new show. \n★★★★★ ‘A genius-level comic doing what he does best’ Time Out Melbourne \n★★★★★ ‘Quite unlike anything else I’ve seen in almost 20 years of covering the Fringe… witty\, warm\, perfectly judged’ Telegraph \n★★★★ ½ ‘An hour or two of our limited span on Earth in his uplifting\, witty company is time excellently spent’ Chortle \n★★★★ ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ The Times \n★★★★ ‘This is a stand-up operating at the very top of his game’ Independent \nTickets: £24.25\nAge Restrictions: 14+\nDuration: 110 minutes including 20 minute interval\nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements.\nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall.\nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/mark-watson-before-it-overtakes-us/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Adults,Comedy,Young adults
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only-3/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Cinderella - Grown-Ups Only!
DESCRIPTION:The Ultimate Adult Panto is back–and this year it’s the turn of Cinderella to get the ‘Grown-Ups Only ’treatment! \nMade to Measure Productions has been causing hilarious havoc around the UK since 2021 with their productions of Cinderella\, Aladdin\, Jack and the Beanstalk & Sleeping Beauty – now they’re back with a brand-new show for their fifth anniversary tour! Selling out theatres up and down the country\, they have developed the perfect adult panto formula\, causing tears of laughter and soaked-through theatre seats nationwide! If you’ve ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience…then you’re half way there! It’s full of innuendo\, hilarious comedy routines\, parodies of well-known songs\, more adlib than script and audience participation\, creating a performance that’s hilarious\, cheeky\, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty…okay…VERY naughty…! \nStarring a whole host of experienced\, professional pantomime performers alongside a dazzling ensemble cast\, stunning scenery\, great music and side-splitting comedy routines this is a night that audiences will remember for the rest of their lives! \nEarly booking is highly recommended as Grown-Ups Only panto invariably sells out theatres up and down the country – Don’t miss it! \nPlease Note: This production features strong language\, adult themes and is not suitable for the easily offended. \nTickets: £22.25 \nAge Restrictions: 16+ \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/cinderella-grown-ups-only-2/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Chippenham Laughter Lab
DESCRIPTION:The Laughter Lab presents… \nWe’re thrilled to announce the launch of a brand new comedy night in the heart of Chippenham. The Laughter Lab is bringing its hugely popular comedy club experience to the Neeld Community & Arts Centre\, and we’re kicking things off in style with a fantastic opening show on Friday 26th June 2026. \nHeadlining the very first Chippenham Comedy Club is the brilliant Simon Evans. A master of sharp\, intelligent stand-up\, Simon is one of the UK’s most respected comedians\, known for his appearances on Live at the Apollo\, Mock the Week\, and as a regular voice on BBC Radio 4. With his razor-sharp wit and perfectly crafted punchlines\, he’s the perfect act to launch what promises to be an unforgettable new comedy night for the town. \nHosting the evening will be the hugely likeable Justin Panks\, guiding the audience through the night and keeping the laughs rolling between acts. The line-up will also feature a top supporting comedian\, completing a brilliant bill of live stand-up. \nChippenham Comedy Club is a mixed-bill comedy night\, which means you’ll experience several professional comedians performing shorter sets across the evening rather than one long show. Expect a lively night packed with big laughs\, different styles of comedy\, and the electric atmosphere that only live stand-up can deliver. Our MC warms up the room\, introduces each act\, and keeps the energy high throughout the night\, building towards a headline set from one of the UK’s top touring comedians. \nThis launch show is the beginning of something special\, a brand new comedy club bringing some of the very best comedians in the country to Chippenham. \nLine-up subject to change. \nTickets: £22.50 \nAge Restrictions: 18+ (16+ if accompanied by an adult) \nPlease contact the venue for any access requirements. \nTickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699\, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall. \nTickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed. \nThere are some amazing local spots to dine at before the performance\, so why not treat yourself to a delicious pre-show meal? The Angel Hotel is offering 20% off food only* for guests attending shows at The Neeld. Simply present your ticket for that day’s performance to the staff at The Angel and they will apply the 20% discount*. \n*Offer applies to the main restaurant menu\, excluding drinks.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/chippenham-laughter-lab/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-10/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-11/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Eric & Ern
DESCRIPTION:The Neeld Community and Arts Centre\, The Production Garden\, and Cube Room Productions presents an evening of ERIC & ERN with Ian Ashpitel and Jonty Stephens. From the Olivier nominated duo behind the hugely celebrated critically acclaimed West End hit ERIC & LITTLE ERN. \nThis is a show for all the family from 8 to 80! \nA brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches\, that hits all the right notes! Celebrating the Centenary year of the nation’s favourite comedy legends Morecambe & Wise! \nFrom Greig’s Piano concerto to Mr Memory\, it’s a show full of Morecambe and Wise’s most loved routines\, songs and sketches. \nThis wonderful show evokes memories of times when whole families would huddle around the telly to watch those fantastic Christmas specials. \nYou’ll feel you’ve experienced the real thing and been taken back to a world of sunshine and laughter. \nAs seen on The One show BBC1 and The Alan Titchmarsh Show ITV.
URL:https://onechippenham.org.uk/event/eric-ern/2026-12-11/2/
LOCATION:The Neeld
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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