One Chippenham

Andrew O'Neill at Chippenham Comedy Club
2024-01-25 20:00 - 23:00 (Europe/London) | Old Road Tavern
Chippenham’s longest running comedy club is back for another year! We’re starting as we mean to go on with an amazing night of comedy featuring one of the most entertaining, original and hilarious headliners on the circuit today – the one and only Andrew O’Neill.
Back by popular demand, Andrew is an award-winning comedian, musician and best-selling writer. A psychedelic non-binary whirlwind, they combine surrealism, polemic and good old-fashioned stagecraft to produce uniquely counter-cultural stand-up.
As seen on Saxondale, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Good Omens 2. Supported Amanda Palmer, Les Claypool and The Kaiserchiefs on tour. Their Radio 4 show Pharmicist Baffler won an award.
“In their own extraordinary way, O’Neill is one of the most powerfully, radically political comics in Edinburgh” The Scotsman
“…has the massive advantage of the funny being turned up to twelve” Alan Moore
As always, the show starts at 8pm in The Barn at The Old Road Tavern, Chippenham. There will be support acts TBC and your host will be our own Wil Hodgson. Buy your ticket online now to avoid disappointment. Seats are limited and on a first-come-first-served basis with standing room at the back. If you need a seat reserved for you, please email us so we can arrange this chippenhamcomedy@gmail.com

Burns Night Bagpipes at Wine Monkey
2024-01-25 19:00 - 21:00 | The Cellar by Wine Monkey, 20 Borough Parade, Chippenham, SN15 3WL, United Kingdom
Join us and listen to local Chippenham resident Callum as he plays his bagpipes in celebration of Burns Night.
We serve great wines, beers, ciders, cocktails and soft drinks as well as amazing charcuterie, cheeses and homemade dips. Sounds like a great night out!

Open 2-10pm
Music 7-9pm
Free entry

Chippenham Film Club January bonus feature
2024-01-22 19:30 - 22:00 | The Reel Cinema, 91 Marshfield Rd, Chippenham, SN15 1JR, United Kingdom
An epic and intimate journey filmed through five years during which Waad al-Kateab tells the story of how she fell in love, married and gave birth to her daughter.
For Sama is a 2019 documentary film produced and narrated by Waad Al-Kateab, and directed by Waad Al-Kateab and Edward Watts. The film focuses on Waad Al-Kateab’s journey as a journalist and rebel in the Syrian uprising, her husband Hamza al-Kateab, is one of the few doctors left in Aleppo, and they raise their daughter Sama Al-Kateab during the Syrian Civil War.
For Sama made history when it was nominated in four categories in the BAFTA awards, making it the most nominated documentary ever, it was also nominated for the Academy Award for Best Documentary and the Oscars.
For Sama is rated an 18 certificate, and is described as ‘a reality-based horror film, a harrowing first person documentary’, please be aware that some of the content is very upsetting.

Ceilidh at the Consti with the Lucky 7 Band
2024-01-20 20:00 | Constitutional Club, 36 Foghamshire, Chippenham, SN15 1HB, United Kingdom
Looking for something a bit different to brighten up your January? Look no further!
A fantastic evening of music, dancing and plenty of laughter all for a good cause!
Register your space by emailing jilly.tinson@gmail.com

Harm Joy
2024-01-20 10:00 - 16:00 | Chippenham Museum, 9-10 Market Pl, Chippenham, SN15 3HF, United Kingdom
Ellie Thompson is an artist currently practicing in the South-West. Since graduating from The Ruskin School of Art in 2022, Ellie has exhibited a host of hapless characters across Oxford, London, Bath, Bristol, Rugby and Corsham.
Thompson’s interest in schadenfreude (the joy derived from another’s misfortune), anatomy and a cartoonish sense of humour informs each of her soft sculptures. Her puppet-like characters are at once extinct and alive, forever stuck in a sticky situation.
Harm Joy features a cast of perpetually wretched skeletons, all made out of felt fabric and created by Thompson over the last year. Though each character is motionless, they are animated by their all-seeing yet unknowing eyes.

Chippenham Record Fair
2024-01-20 10:00 - 16:00 | Doorway, The Citadel, Bath Road, Chippenham, Doorway, The Citadel, Bath Road, Chippenham, SN15 2AB
A whole shopping mall of vinyl records, CD,s etc 25 x 6ft tables. Expert sellers from all over South and West. Almost all genres catered for. Free entry.

National Trust Volunteer Recruitment Event at Lacock Abbey
2024-01-20 10:00 - 13:00 | Manger Barn, Nethercote Hill,, Lacock, Chippenham, SN15 2LG
A chance to meet staff and find out more about the volunteer opportunities at Lacock Abbey, The Courts Garden, Great Chalfield and Westwood Manor.

LDN Wrestling
2024-01-19 19:00 - 22:00 | Neeld Community & Arts Centre, The Neeld, High Street, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3ER, United Kingdom
It promises to be an evening of non-stop action when all of your favourite heroes and villains of LDN Wrestling meet again! It’s every man for himself. Friend against friend and foe against foe. Anything goes as the wrestlers battle for supremacy. One thing is for sure, it will be sensational!
Suitable for the entire family, book in advance for guaranteed tickets!

Get Out, Get Active
2024-01-18 10:00 - 11:15 | The Olympiad
GOGA is Get Out Get Active. A multi sports project designed to encourage people of all ages and abilities to come together to get moving in a friendly, social environment. Focusing on enabling disabled and non-disabled people to spend time actively together.
This is FREE to attend with the aims to:
1) improve physical health
2) improve self-esteem
3) improve energy levels and mood
For more information or to register interest – please email sportsdevelopment@wiltshire.gov.uk

Chippenham Warm Spaces
2024-01-17 10:00 - 12:00 | Chippenham Community Hub
#WarmSpaces in Chippenham offer a friendly welcome to support anyone who needs help during the chilly weather and the cost of living crisis.
Baptist Church, Station Hill
Monday, 1000 – 1200
Café Spero, Wood Lane
Thursday, 0900 – 1100, refreshments £1.50
Central Methodist Church, Monkton Hill
Friday, 1000 – 1130, warm place with tea and coffee, FREE
Chippenham Community Hub, Borough Parade
Wednesday, 1000 – 1200, tea/coffee and biscuits plus board games, FREE
Thursday, 1300 – 1500, tea/coffee and biscuits plus board games, FREE
Kandu Arts SHOP, Emery Gate
Monday / Tuesday / Wednesday / Thursday / Friday, 1100 – 1500
Hot drinks, FREE
Library, Timber Street
Monday / Tuesday / Thursday / Friday, 1400 – 1500
Activities and hot drinks, FREE
Methodist Church, Sheldon Road
Monday, 1000 – 1200, bit of cake, bit of fun
Saturday, 1100 – 1400, community lunch, FREE
St Andrew’s Church, Market Place
Wednesday 0930 – 1230, tea and coffee, £1

Women’s Recreational Football Sessions
2024-01-15 18:30 - 19:30 | Stanley Park
No matter your skill level, whether you’re a football enthusiast or just want to get more active, these sessions are open to ALL women. £3 per player.

18:30 – 19:30pm
Every Monday up until Monday 29th April

Frozen Sing-A-Long
2024-01-13 14:30 - 16:30 | Neeld Community & Arts Centre, The Neeld, High Street, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3ER, United Kingdom
CLOGS Musical Theatre presents Musical Movie Sing-A-Long. Experience the Magic of Disney’s Frozen with us!
Join us for an unforgettable afternoon filled with music, laughter and memories. Sing along to your favourite Frozen tunes and get lost in the enchanting story of Anna, Elsa and Olaf.
But wait, there’s more – you might even get a chance to meet our beloved princesses!
Come to the Neeld in Chippenham ready to be entertained! Get ready to sing along to ‘Let It Go’, ‘For the First Time in Forever’ and ‘Love is an Open Door’.
Tickets: Adults £15* | Concessions (under 16s) £10* | Family of Four £40*
(*Plus booking fee)
Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult

Hidden Comedy Club
2024-01-12 20:00 | The Neeld
Your headliner for the night is, Stuart Goldsmith.
Stuart is an internationally award-winning comedian, writer, podcaster and host.
Host of the globally renowned Comedian’s Comedian Podcast, Stuart has a reputation for smart, accessible stand-up in which his enthusiasm and natural charm conceal a fearless quick wit. As seen on TBS’ Conan.
Truly a comedy masterclass… Endlessly inventive.
The List ★★★★
A master of the form.
Further acts to be announced.
Tickets: £17.00
Suitable for age 18+
Duration: 1 hour 45 including interval.
Please contact the venue for any access requirements.
Tickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall.
Tickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.

Aftermirth
2024-01-12 11:00 - 12:15 | The Neeld
Daytime comedy for new parents
DO YOU OWN A BABY? ARE YOU SICK OF SINGING CUTE SONGS? DO YOU WANT GROWN-UP LAUGHS?…
…Then look no further, AFTERMIRTH do adult, sweary comedy especially for new parents. Join us for our daytime comedy gigs at our glorious venues, where you can catch top national circuit comedians and have a lovely time. We don’t mind if your babies (or you) cry either.
To find out more visit www.aftermirthcomedy.co.uk or follow us on Facebook
We welcome babies up to 12 months old, please don’t bring older children as they tend to heckle.
” ALL THE ACTS WERE BRILLIANT, CAME AWAY FEELING SO UPLIFTED. BEST MEDICINE EVER!!! ” – George Southville.
” THE BEST THING I DID DURING MATERNITY LEAVE.” – Jo Redland
“SOMETHING FOR MYSELF THAT’S STILL BABY FRIENDLY. I’LL DEFO BE GOING AGAIN. ” Ellie Easton
” SO GOOD, IT WAS WORTH HAVING A 2ND BABY FOR ” Kate, Bishopston

Tickets: Adults £13.25
Please contact the venue for any access requirements.
Tickets are also available through our Box Office on 01249 446699, from the Neeld Box Office or at the Town Hall.
Tickets are non-refundable unless this event is cancelled or postponed.

PSG Choirs
2024-01-11 20:00 - 21:30 | King Alfred Hall, Market Place, Chippenham, SN15 3HT
This lively and popular choir meet on Thursday’s at 8:30pm at the King Alfred Hall. We sing a wide range of Pop, Soul and Gospel arrangements. New members are always welcome. Please get in touch if you would like to come along to a free taster session.
Find out more – www.psgchoirs.co.uk

Lingmara - Chippenham World Music Choir
2024-01-11 19:30 - 21:30 | The Cause Music and Arts Centre, 42 The Causeway, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3DD, United Kingdom
If you’ve ever wanted to sing lovely songs from all over the world, then this is the perfect place to start! The repertoire is varied and there is no need to read music.
Lingmara is a community choir led by musical director Alex Walker. Open to Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass singers with some singing experience.

Kinship Carer Group
2024-01-10 12:00 - 14:00 | Chippenham Community Hub
Our group is for all kinship carers to come and chat over a cuppa in a friendly and confidential setting.
Kinship is the leading kinship care charity in England and Wales. We’re here for all kinship carers – the grandparents and siblings, the aunts, uncles, and family friends who step up to raise children when their parents can’t.

Life Drawing - mornings
2024-01-10 09:30 - 11:30 | The Cause Music and Arts Centre, 42 The Causeway, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3DD, United Kingdom
‘My favourite time of the week by far’ – regular attendee
Wednesday mornings 9.30 – 11.30am (Also runs on Tuesday evenings – 7-9pm)
A chance to indulge, draw and to practice some essential drawing skills in a beautiful environment, guided by someone with 30 years teaching experience.
You’ll use a diverse range of styles and techniques that stretch you and keep you motivated to improve.
All while enjoying fresh coffee and meeting some other lovely local artists. You can work at your own pace and be left alone to draw if this is how you prefer to learn.
£99 per 6 week term £20 drop in – all materials, coffee, tea and biscuits provided.
We look forward to meeting you in 2024.

Chippenham Film Club's January feature
2024-01-08 19:30 - 22:30 | The Reel Cinema, 91 Marshfield Rd, Chippenham, SN15 1JR, United Kingdom
Aftersun is a 2022 coming of age drama written and directed by Charlotte Wells in her feature directorial debut. Starring Paul Mescal (Normal People, God’s Creatures), Frankie Corio and Celia Rowlson-Hall, the film follows an 11-year-old girl Sophie, on holiday with her father at a Turkish resort on the eve of his 31st birthday.
The film tells the story through a series of memories and personal recollections, filtered through a haze of memory and imagination by the now-adult Sophie (Celia Rowlson-Hall) looking back on things she didn’t really understand at the time. Aftersun had its world premiere at Cannes on 21 May 2022, where Wells was nominated for the Golden Camera, Scottish-born, New York-based writer-director Wells picked up a whopping 16 nominations at the British Independent Film Awards.

Rethink Football
2024-01-08 17:30 - 18:30 | Stanley Park
A weekly friendly kick-a-bout for men 18+ to team up and be part of a safe group where they can talk openly and freely without judgement.
WHEN: Starting on Monday 8th January, then weekly, 5:30 to 6:30pm
WHERE: Stanley Park Sports Ground, Chippenham, SN15 3RR
COST: £3 per session
Contact David if you are interested or have any questions:

Call: 07483 913159
Email: david.scourfield@rethink.org

It’s ok to talk
Visit Wiltshire Mental Health Inclusion Service online:
rethink.org/wiltsmhis
Facebook: WiltshireMHIS
Instagram: wiltshire_mhis

The Arc - Kids and Youth Sessions - Terms 3 & 4
2024-01-08 - 2024-03-31 | The Arc, Westmead Lane, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3HZ, United Kingdom
Kids climbing classes for ages 6+ with The Climbing Academy at The Arc in Chippenham.
Kids are natural climbers. It’s a great way to get them active, whilst having lots of fun. Climbing is a sociable sport that can help with focus, coordination, balance and of course fitness.
Term 3 runs from Mon 8 Jan – Sun 11 Feb 2024.
Term 4 runs from Mon 19 Feb – Sun 31 Mar 2024.

Twelfth Night Celebrations
2024-01-06 10:30 - 15:30 | Chippenham Museum, 9-10 Market Pl, Chippenham, SN15 3HF, United Kingdom
Join us for our annual family friendly celebration of all things Saxon!
Learn about life during the Anglo-Saxon period as it is brought to life with the help of some inspiring re-enactors.
Discover Chippenham’s Royal connections and its role in the events of 878AD.
Free, drop in 10.30am-3.30pm
All ages welcome

StayFit with Emma
2024-01-05 10:00 - 11:00 | St Peter’s Church Hall, Lords Mead, Chippenham, SN14 0LL
Starting a new fitness journey for 2024 or simply wanting to age well and stay active? Sessions suitable for all fitness levels and mobilities starting again in Chippenham on January 5th! Come and join our fun groups where plenty of laughs are also had! Places are limited so contact me, Emma, asap to book your space. TRY FIRST WEEK FREE!

Spanish Club Wilts Pub Night
2024-01-04 19:30 - 21:30 | Lansdowne Hotel, The Strand, Calne, SN11 0EH
Join us for an evening of Spanish conversation practice in a relaxing and social environment. Our pub nights are informal, bringing together people of Spanish backgrounds with Spanish speakers in the local community in order to share experiences, build language skills and confidence, as well as develop friendships.

Happy Café
2024-01-02 14:00 - 15:30 | Weatherspoons, The Bridge House, Borough Parade, SN15 3WL
A Happy Café is one which has agreed to be part of the Happy Café Network, which is being set up by members of the Action for Happiness movement.
Happy Cafés provide a warm welcome for anyone interested in happiness and wellbeing, encouraging people to meet together for a drink and friendly chat.
Your local Happy Café brought to you by the Wiltshire Mental Health Inclusion Service is at Weatherspoons (The Bridge House) every Tuesday 2-3.30pm
Contact David if you are interested or have any questions: 07483 913159

Improvers Art - Portraits
2024-01-02 12:30 - 14:30 | The Cause Music and Arts Centre, 42 The Causeway, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3DD, United Kingdom
Join Charlie for another incredibly popular 6 week course in portraiture for the improver.
Building of previous drawing experience, you’ll be considering lighting and the representation of hands to produce a dramatic and convincing portrait painting. A beautiful venue, experienced tutor and fresh coffee – come and indulge with other lovely local budding artists.
Enjoy learning from a passionate and experienced artist and make some new friends along the way.
Please book in via the website, then pay by balance transfer to keep our costs affordable for you – www.ragandbonearts.com
£96 for 6 weeks – all materials, coffee, tea and biscuits supplied.
We look forward to meeting you in January 2024
Feel free to get in touch with any questions. We look forward to meeting you in January 2024

Beginners Art - Portraits
2024-01-02 09:30 - 11:30 | The Cause Music and Arts Centre, 42 The Causeway, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3DD, United Kingdom
Join Charlie for another (incredibly popular) 6 week course in how to draw portraits.
Starting from the very basics of portrait drawing, moving on to studying proportion and then the individual features with simple line drawings. Finally, producing your very own portrait painting to be proud of.
A beautiful venue, experienced tutor and fresh coffee – come and indulge with other lovely local budding artists. Enjoy learning from a passionate and experienced artist and make some new friends.
Please book in via the website, then pay by balance transfer to keep our costs affordable for you – www.ragandbonearts.com – £96 for 6 weeks – all materials, coffee, tea and biscuits supplied.
We look forward to meeting you in January 2024

New Years Eve with Siren!
2023-12-31 19:00 - 23:30 | Constitutional Club, 36 Foghamshire, Chippenham, SN15 1HB, United Kingdom
Join us on New Year’s Eve at Constitutional Club, Chippenham to see Siren, a fantastic upcoming band from Wiltshire, playing ultimate rock & pop covers. Doors open at 7 pm, and tickets are available at the bar or through our ticket line at 01249 652387, priced at £10 for both members and non-members.

New Year's Eve Extravaganza at Wine Monkey!
2023-12-31 18:00 - 23:59 | The Cellar by Wine Monkey, 20 Borough Parade, Chippenham, SN15 3WL, United Kingdom
The only place to be on New Year’s in Chippenham. You won’t want to miss this!
You’re cordially invited to join us at The Cellar for an unforgettable New Year’s Eve celebration! Indulge in an evening of exquisite wines, delectable bites and lively ambiance. Ring in the new year with style and sophistication. Let’s end this year with a bang!
Sunday, 31 December from 6:00pm
£55 per person / £50 per person when booking a table.
Ticket includes:

Table reservation
Welcome drink on arrival
Homemade canapés and small plates served continuously throughout the night (see menu below)
Live music 6-8pm “Opera Sulis presents Opera Pops and Broadway Beats” (featuring owner Bryan singing tenor)
magic from 8:30 onwards by Aidi Magic
Glass of Champagne at midnight
Full bar service and bottled wines available all night long.

*Please inform us of any dietary requirements during checkout.*

Cause Music Cafe
2023-12-29 19:00 - 21:30 | The Cause Music and Arts Centre, 42 The Causeway, Chippenham, Wiltshire, SN15 3DD, United Kingdom
Year end music show with 6 different acts performing a wide range of music and plenty of fun!
